tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-177464122011-04-21T17:21:06.499-07:00There are two types of people in the world - those who know what this means, and those who don't! If you're one of the ones not in the know, do not despair, some day you may discover it. And then I may like you.benderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06135049982308267233noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17746412.post-1138947199144837832006-02-02T21:54:00.000-08:002006-02-02T22:59:50.433-08:00<span style="font-family:arial;">Firstly, I want to say that I did not listen to the State of the Union speech this year. But I did read some news about the part in which President Bush spoke on oil and the Middle East. He essentially blames <em>America</em>, as in <em>all of us</em>, for being <strong>addicted to oil.</strong> What a jackass!<br /><br />How in the unholy hell did he get the nerve to throw such stinking </span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">bulls--t in our faces? Do I have a <em>choice</em> when I go to buy a car? Do I have a <em>choice</em> when I buy fuel?? Many of us need a safe, motorized vehicle to get us around in a timely manner (in the U.S.). I cannot afford to pay for a hybrid (which still runs on gasoline) nor wait for one. When I go to the petrol station, I don't see anything offered except oil-based gasoline.<br /><br />The reason why we are all still driving around gas-guzzlers is <em>because</em> of people like President Bush! It's the greed of big business and elitist government officials who keep the current system in place. They work together to keep themselves privileged. Why change things when they're still making money hand over fist with the current worldwide oil reserves? <em>DUH!!</em><br /><br />The sad part is that everyone is gonna let the President feed us<br />bulls--t like that, even though he knows that we know it's just for show.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17746412-113894719914483783?l=iloveplanz.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>benderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06135049982308267233noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17746412.post-1133378248644765112005-11-30T11:16:00.000-08:002008-01-15T19:54:50.811-08:00Now, there may me some of you who think that I could not possibly have anything relavent to say about about the subject of Menopause. I say you are wrong indeed! My qualifications: I have a mother, somewhere over the age of 46.5, and a grandmother somewhere over 49.3 years old. I have also had encounters with many over-the-hill females at my place of work. I even used to have a couple of coworkers who were up in the range. Well, one was prolly only in her early 40's but she acted all menopausal. The other was just an cantankerous old ha- um.. nice lady. :-) Gotta respect the elders now.<br /><br />First, let us define this little three syllable riot starter. "Meno" is from the Gaelic term for "minus" - or "lacking," if you will. The second half of the word, pause, is Latin for "suspension." Put these two together and you get the definition: The <strong>lacking</strong> of the mind and <strong>suspension</strong> of logical thought.<br /><br />Despite the literal definition, this affliction is widely identified by the symptoms. Lets us list but a few: hot flashes, cold flashes, flashes in general, and flushes (??). Also: aching and sore muscles, joints and tendons; itchy, crawly skin; dizziness and weight gain. Here are some more: irritibility, depression, sudden bouts of bloat, anxiety, crashing fatique, mood swings, and trouble sleeping. I have saved the best symptoms for last: dry vagina, incontinence, loss of libido, disturbing memory lapses, breast tenderness, hair loss, increase in facial hair, burning tongue, and electric shock sensations. Hmm, that last one may be one of the perks...<br /><br />Now, correct me if i'm wrong - and I'm sure you will - but doesn't this pretty much describe the female gender at one time or another?? Does anyone not know a woman with at least some of these symptoms at any "stage" of their lives? That's what I thought. I think it just may be possible that "menopause" is another ingenious female invention for getting away with making the lives of men more difficult. So why is it said to be an affliction of older women, when clearly it happens to females of all ages? Who the hell knows?! And I seriously doubt they're depressed about not being able to have kids anymore! They gotta be jumping for joy at such a prospect. Doesn't menopause signify the cessation of the monthly menstrual cycle? I figure that's something to be <strong>happy</strong> about, for men as well. But <strong>nooo, </strong>we gotta have this other damned phase, and the bitchiness that came with periods lives on under another guise!<br /><br />Just take my oh-so-wise advice and just go with the flow when you encounter a menopausal woman. If you're male, you really wanna say, "oh puleeze! Stop yer damn whining!" But don't do this. Instead, feign sympathy and say "I'm so sorry you're not feeling well. Here, have some ice cream." Then count your blessings - you still have cable TV.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17746412-113337824864476511?l=iloveplanz.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>benderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06135049982308267233noreply@blogger.com6